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One of Malaysia’s more undying trends are the controversies of college and university confessions Facebook groups where students can basically anonymously post confessions about anything and everything. (Have we seriously not learned anything from Mean Girls??)

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A recent posting on the Sunway University Confessions 3 Facebook page has caught the attention of not only the institution’s students but also anyone and everyone who has difficulties when it comes to picking up girls.

The anonymous posting from a former fuccboi (the slang term for a guy who sleeps around) starts with some major brags about how he has the experience to back up the pointers he’s giving out, from how many ex-girlfriends he’s had to all the races he’s ‘tried’ and his alleged ‘body count’. (On a serious note though, whoever you are, you really should get tested for health reasons.)

He then launches into a three-point lesson plan on how to get the girl and surprisingly, it’s quite useful.

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Adding that picking up girls requires more social skills than any other challenge, confidence (even if you’re faking it) is clearly stated as one of the key ingredients. Here are the 3 points:

  1. Know what to say and when to say it.
  2. Don’t say anything dumb.
  3. Take care of your image.

Honestly, when you first read his introduction, you might presume that this is going to be a douchey list on how to love them and leave them with the typical pick-up artist mind trick or so thrown in the mix. However, once he launches into the actual pointers, it’s surprisingly innocent with statements like, “The trick is to actually like her. Not pretend.”

#SUCP31577Former fuccboi here. My credentials? 3 ex girlfriends, and body count somewhere > 10. I lost count at 10 when…

Posted by Sunway University Confessions 3 on Monday, June 3, 2019

The posting has since garnered over 1,000 comments.

I guess fuccbois CAN change, huh? 

 

Also read: PDRM Comes Up With Witty Guidelines So M’sians Won’t Fall for Online Love Scams

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