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Thanks to Urban Dictionary, an online dictionary for modern slang, the evolution of languages has never been so rapid. New crop of words have been created here from our common habits and routine which cleverly reflects our daily lifestyle.

Most of these words are portmanteaus, which is a combination of two words or their sounds and meanings to form a new single word. The results were nothing short of genius.

Here are 21 brilliant words that you need to add into your vocabulary from today onwards − with examples on how to use them.

 

1. 

ambitchous

How to use:

Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!

Yeah, she’s pretty ambitchous.

 

2. 


youniverse

How to use:

If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you’d understand that people aren’t homeless out of choice.

 

3.

askhole

How to use:

God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won’t stop asking me about my favorite teletubby. I’m about to smash him in the grill, kid.

 

4.

textpectation

How to use: 

I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.

 

5.

dudevorce

How to use: 

Ah Thir and Ah Jib got a dudevorce over that ambitchous Melissa.

 

6. 

destinesia

How to use: 

Crap…what was I suppose to do in my room again? Damn you, destinesia!

 

7.

errorist

Detailed meaning: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he’s wrong. A dumbass.

How to use: 

Jibby is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist!

 

8.

hiberdating

How to use: 

I haven’t seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Zack four months ago.

 

9.

cellfish

How to use: 

“Can’t you stop talking over the phone on our date − that’s cellfish”

 

10.

bedgasm

How to use: 

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

 

11.

nomonym

How to use: 

“This tuna tastes just like your mom.”

“Dude, that’s a nomonym!”  

(Unedited from Urban Dictionary)

 

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12.

nonversation

How to use: 

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it’s like a complete nonversation.

 

13.

beerboarding

How to use: 

The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.

 

14.

dopplebanger

How to use: 

“Omg they both have bowl cuts and are 6 feet tall. I would totally do both of them.”

“Stef, you’re such a doppelbanger.”

 

15.

unlightening

How to use: 

The conversation I had with my blind date was so unlightening that I practically deleted him on Tinder and Facebook after.

 

16.

epihanot

How to use: 

Here is a bimutual epiphanot from one of Americas cinematic masterpieces, National Lampoon’s “Animal House”…

Larry: Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. (Jennings nods) This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be −
Jennings: Could be one little tiny universe.
Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?

 

17.

internest

How to use: 

Tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.

 

18.

masturdating

How to use: 

Dude I watched ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ twice by myself. I think I’m addicted to chronic masturdating.

 

19.

juggersnot

How to use: 

As soon as my dentist’s hot assistant started on me, I felt a monster juggersnot coming on.

 

20.

chiptease

How to use: 

I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

 

21.

eglaf

How to use: 

I eglaffed on your mom’s face
That guy’s such an eglaf.
Do you own an eglaf?

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*Source from Urban Dictionary and BuzzFeed.

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